Totaly EVIL , I love it, the funniest thing you have ever written, bar none! the juice, the clocks..the PA system announcement.. have you done these things for real???
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Very nice these would definatly work. I especially liked #2 the one w/ the alarm clocks. Very ingenious.
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I always wondered about those alarm clocks, if anybody really ever sets them. IT would be great to hear phony pages, but you’d have to move to a different phone each time and avoid the cameras when you did it. The orange juice, though, might work, or better yet, apple juice! Especially from the restrooms out to the store.

LOL ! Histerical. I wonder if you’ve done any of these..

These r awesome!!

HAHAHA the clock one…Aww that’s great stuff.