Monty Python! My favorite are the knights who say “ni” or some such thing. Have to see The Holy Grail again… Anyways, this was great fun to read.
LoA

haha.. all funny…show tunes.. Security!
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Hehe this is the best one so far.

Lol! Very, very, funny!

long checkout waits are the most nerve racking experiences ever and to do your last idea, well is brilliant, but evil. The people behind you would leave. I would. LOL

Lol, the last one is pure genius!!!

HAHAHAHAH . The HSM one and the last one….hahahahaha I reallyy need to try these out…