Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Oh yay! Let’s talk about me in the third person…
Mikeal Ann is a young aspiring writer who supports herself through freelance graphic designing. She’s mildly schizophrenic and severely manic. She fears her imminent death will result in a side impact car accident and currently entertains herself until that point, wasting hours online.
Check out Nouvelle Bardot and my series at http://ficlets.com/stories/20366.
Note me if you’d be interested in writing a series with me…
Favorite Quotes:
“A person’s a person, no matter how small.” – Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who)
“Life is an ugly awful place to not have a best friend.” – Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You)
“Everybody knows it sucks to grow up and everybody does.” – Ben Folds (Still Fighting It)
“Ads are like children. Some turn out good. Others bad. But they’re all fun to make.” – The Creative Circus Ad
“Public relations turns journalists into whores.” – onesentence.com
“Time is for white people.” – Erykah Badu
“You’re gonna be my wife.” – My boyfriend (talk about getting goosebumps in a good way)
Stories (99)
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An Even More Awkward Proposition
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published December 16th, 2007
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The Subject (Dreamer's Description Challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published December 16th, 2007
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Confession (minimum length challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published December 23rd, 2007
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She Was the Mother (lyrics challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published December 30th, 2007
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Nice to Finally Meet You (artistsrunwild's 6 ficlet challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 2nd, 2008
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Answers to Llama's Quiz Challenge
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 3rd, 2008
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The Meandering Thoughts of a Crazed Manic at 11:27 on an Idle Thursday (or attempts to meet an unusual challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 4th, 2008
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Lists (pens quirkiness challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 14th, 2008
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Pledge of Allegiance (mundane moment challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 24th, 2008
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Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published January 30th, 2008
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Beautiful Embrace (Alexis' Beautiful Challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published February 5th, 2008
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Pierre Discovers the World is Listening
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published February 8th, 2008
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Meaning of My Life (6 word memoir challenge)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published February 8th, 2008
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Haiku (I know it's a very unoriginal title but how the hell are you suppose to title a freakin' haiku?)
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published February 9th, 2008
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Marguerite Invites Herself Over
Author: Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
Published February 10th, 2008