“You’re talking to that guy?”

“Yeah we have a date tonight.”

“Have you seen him? I know that guy, we went out. He’s a total loser! You cannot go out with him!”

“OMG! Are you serious? What am I going to do?”

“Just don’t go.”

“What if he goes psycho?”

“He’s lame but he’s not creepy. He won’t hurt you are anything.”

“He keeps iming me. What do I say?”

“Just tell him you changed your mind.”

“Ok I told him my ex just asked to get back together with me and I’m going to.”

“Good one.”

“That was close. Thanks!”

“No problem!” That’s what he gets for never calling me back