Odd, yet somehow charming in its delusional quality, though a bit unsettling as well for some reason. Pitiable maybe? Definitely one of the more unique and creative entries.
LoA

Must agree with THX …a bit odd. The first line, “God, I’m gorgeous”, and first paragraph, seemed a bit out of place with the context of the challenge. The message becomes a little twisted, but I like it. It seems to defy modern standards and say that old age (wrinkles) is beautiful as well.