Six Word Monster
(I’m going to do several because I have the room)
Monster back there? Oh crap! RUN !
Born in Arizona, Grew up everywhere.
Lots of fat around my middle.
Lives the web, breathes the web.
I love bacon. It’s a vegetable!
I love music piping through headphones.
I hide the sadness with laughter.
Food smells good when I’m hungry.