Love ‘em! Read in order, they could be a life story…

A morbid ending? “Stuck in box, where’s the light?”.

So very you, Kevin. And I keep telling you: bacon is not a vegetable! And an apple turnover does not count as a serving of fruit.
LoA

Five stars for BACON .
LoA

Very nice job. I like all of ‘em!
LoA

I hide the sadness with laughter.
—my favorite.
and i agree with above – long live bacon. well.. you get it.

hahaha! I agree! go bacon!

………………..BAGHUUUUUUUNNNNNN….yummy.

What stovohobo said.

i like the ‘Born in Arizona, grew up everywhere.” very reminis of a patchy child hood

I’m not sure how the one about bacon qualifies as a memoir, but it was funny nonetheless.

Excuse Meeeee!
But an apple turnover DOES count as a serving of fruit!
Hides from approaching angry Mother
But bacon is sure not a vegetable! LOL
:D

Bacon is so a vegetable. It says so on my t-shirt.

I sequeled one of your memoirs in an attempt at THX ’s challenge of a challenge. happy reading!

lol i loved it!

HAHA !!! Bacccuuunnnnn…. this is random but listen.
This vegetarian that I went to church camp with was upset because she couldn’t eat some of the food that they were serving one day, and so I told her to go get some of the beans. She said that she couldn’t because she was vegitarian, and that beans werew meat.
No lie.
loved the ficlet btw!