Ok like I said earlier… I don’t know French so i used an internet translator… if it is terribly wrong please correct me…

Seemed pretty good to me, but I bombed the equivalence exam in college cause I could never pick the most correct way to say stuff. Another great addition. I like that he at least seems capable of coming out of his little cave of torments.
LoA

MAYBE PIERRE WILL SUPRISE US AND END UP BEING BILINGUAL . I LOVE THIS , HOW HE FEELS LIKE HE ’S BEEN INVADED .
LOA .

okay, i just translated the french. my, pierre is terribly polite.

In the part where you have “la madame,” better to write “Excusez-moi, madame.” You don’t need the article “la” there. It’s similar to how we say “ma’am.” Everything else is fine. Yay for getting the accents right. ;)

Help! I don’t speak French! Translate someone please.

You are right, Nouvelle, Pierre is terribly polite. The translation reads:
“Excuse me lady, I am terribly sorry that I have bothered. I did not know that others were listening.”