More Six-Word Memoirs: The Excuses

Memorable Student Excuses for Missing HW Assignment

My dog ate my homework. Again.

Aliens abducted me. My homework, too.

Mom’s religious. Doesn’t believe in homework.


Memorable Excuses For Why She Won’t Go On A Date With You

I’m washing my hair tonight. Again.

I have to walk my dog.

My underwater basket-weaving class is tonight.
(Yes, I know I’m cheating by making “basket-weaving” all one word.)

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