6 Word Excuses to the Boss for Being Late to Work

Traffic a mess, hit your car.

Hit a deer, think it’s dead.

Kids couldn’t find shoes or pants.

My wig flew away, gusty wind.

Car wouldn’t start, mechanic was stoned.

6 Word Excuses For Not Sending Someone A Wedding Invitation

Thought you were dead, my bad.

You look way better in white.

Will send invite to next wedding.

Emailed it, probably in spam file.