Nice job getting everything in, and in a monologue no less. I like the character’s distinctive voice in this one.
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I think that this is very amusing. In a good way. I like it.

I can hear this guy in my head. Nice job indeed. There are a few haphazard apostrophes, which would fit if the guy was writing, but since he’s speaking… Sorry. Technicality. All in all, very nice.
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