funny, love the britishness.. flat , hoover, makes it so much better than if an american had written this. Your humor is unmatched. and the situation is so sitcomish it’s hysterical.
LoA

wonder if the same would be said about a Dyson?

Hee, I liked this too. And you know, once someone has walked over the done part, of course it has to be done again, so the surface is all uniform and smooth. Silly. :)