Young readers, I am about to dominate the world.
No, ignore that, I am about to dominate the universe. I have a plan, young readers, that will surely take me to the top. Hold on, let me go get my chart.
INTERLUDE
First I will conquer this place, and then I will do this thingy right here, and then BOOM , they will be ka- put, and I will pull this little lever thingy…
TWELVE HOURS LATER
Anyways, I am going to rule the world, I will conquer the planet, I will…
Hey look, a penny!
Isn’t it cute? It’s so brown and shiny! I think I will name it Phillip. I should take Phillip for a stroll in the park. Then we can play dolls about me conquering the world and it will be so much fun! I wonder if Phillip has ever had ice cream before. We can go get ice cream!
No, no no no. I am about to take over the world, I cannot be distracted by immature pennies.
Aww, look at him, he’s smiling at me.
NO! Now I will take over the world, so watch out! First, I will take Phillip to the park.