Karl: Hi there Jerry!
Jerry: Hi Karl lets here your part of this story.
Karl: She seduced me Jerry! Shes sitting their looking all sexy on that shelf, with that thar come hither and yon look in her eyes, whats a man supposed to do I ask you?
Jerry: I know its amazing more boys don’t lose their virginity that way huh?
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Pig E Bank: You bastard! (She starts to run at Karl but security guard Todd stops her as audience starts to whoop and holler)
Jerry: Luckily for us, Todd grew up on a farm and he’s on our payroll so hes used to handling pigs and little cash! Now lets continue. Karl, you have to know this is wrong. Most people put money in their piggy banks. They do not put their penises in their. Its sick. Even for this show!
Pig E Bank: Thats right! I have rights! Ain’t that right Jerry?
Jerry: I believe so Pig E.
Karl: Yeah the right to remain silent!
Jerry: Your a real renaissance man Karl! Now lets welcome our next guest….