San Fransisco, CA- The long awaited memorial to the so called “unknown minion” was officially opened today. The statue is a respectable 10 feet tall. It features a generic muscular superhero standing a top a pile of corpses dressed in silly costumes. The superhero is holding one body high above his head as if he is about to throw it to the ground. The statue is made of bronze. At the base of the statue a small plaque reads “To all minions who have toiled thankless under psychotic dictatorial rule and whose death went unremarked or even unnoticed.” The creation of this monument has been the goal of the Minions Union of America. The union is a small organization that strives for fair wages for all minions and affordable health and life insurance for their dangerous line of work.