Ha! Nice ode to the Red Shirts.
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Let’s hear it for the minions. Funny addition, in its own little vein and style.
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I wonder if Rex Hamilton, Head of Faceless Minion Acquisition for the Mystic Coalition of Evil, has had contact with the MUA . I think we need to get his people to call their people.
(ref: http://ficlets.com/stories/22775)
Very nicely done! Those minion just don’t get the respect the deserve. :D

A noble project , is MUA in anyway aware of “The First Guy Dead is Usually Black” organization,they are a subsidiary of the Virgins Survive Group…They should all get together and have a memorial for those who never make itr outr alive…