Oh, as for my ex, Jenny.

I didn’t even have to explain things to her. Turns out that after I had been missing for over a month (!), she packed up all my stuff, put it in storage, and moved in with my best friend.

Was I mad?

Put it to you this way: I was best man, Gwenhwyfar was maid of honour.

Who says the universe doesn’t have a sense of humour?