He: Who’s Brian? Forget it! That’s the stuff I don’t wanna know about. Every couple has secrets and some are better left un – freakin’ – said!

She: Shane, he’s nobody…

He: Stop!

She: But I-

He: I don’t wanna hear it, Lara! Don’t wanna hear that stuff!

She: Who’s Lara?

He: Does it matter?

She: No, really, who’s Lara?

He: You really wanna know this stuff?

She: Yes, I think it’s important for us to be honest. Do you want to know about Brian?

He: No.

She: Well I wanna know about Lara. Tell me!

He: You wanna know? I’ll let you know! O.K. Lara is the famous rich, sexy, classy, stacked, multi-lingual, British babe living inside my freakin’ Playstation, alright? She’s athletic. She can drive a motorcycle while shooting bad guys and looking for gold and stuff!!! Did you really need to know that stuff?! Huh?! Huh?! Cause If you’d been paying attention, you’d realize that she’s a damn video game character and you kinda look like her!

She: Really?

He: Yes!

She: Oh Jeff, that’s sweet.

He: Who’s Jeff?