I’m enjoying this, but have a suggestion: the switch between the dialogue format and the narrative descriptions are (in my opinion) awkward and jarring. It might work better to convey the information through the dialogue. Ex:

Jesus: Naw.. fire away. Whoa! Sorry, let me put that out.

CC: My God… you burned down my production assistant

Jesus: S’alright. Live, my son. See, all better. Sorry about the clothes. Here’s fifty bucks. You can pay me back Wednesday.

Or something like that.

True that might be funnier too.

:)
S.J.

That is a brilliant suggestion that I hadn’t contemplated before. And I have to agree, it would be funnier as it would allow the reader’s mind more freedom to visualize than he/she currently has. Thanks! :)