Connie Chung: I am sensing a recurring motif here involving your crucifixion. Is there something you want to talk about?

Jesus: Naw, I’m good. So.. on to the fourth change I was going to make while here.

Connie Chung: Okay..

Jesus: Television. I am going to put public television stations in charge of programming.

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Mr. Rodgers: Hello neighbor.

Jesus: um… Good to see you again Mr. Rodgers. I thought you were rearranging things up in heaven with the little cherubs.

Mr. Rodgers: Yes, but your father figured you would need me if you were putting PBS in charge of programming.