A man and woman on a beach walking at arms length from each other.

A male voice over is heard talking:
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The couple on the beach begin to kiss.

In a rapid speaking voice, the announcer states the side effects:
“Some side effects from taking Bad Breath Begone: It may cause heartburn, gas, ulcers, dizzieness, digestion problems, drowsiness, stroke, warts, liver cancer, coma and bad breath. Some people experience some or all of theses symptoms. You should not take Bad Breath Begone if you are pregnant or think you might be.”

The couple on the beach continue to kiss as the product is shown on screen.