I was sitting in algebra class one day, when my eyes met the most beautiful creature in the world: Brittany.

Her hair was so long and blonde, her pimple-free face, her tight mini-skirt, and her heavenly white blouse, which was small enough to show her belly button ring.her skin was so tan, her face was glowing like the Lord Almighty.

Her boots were made for more than just walking, though. Holding her books agaist her body, she breezed by by me like i wasn’t even there. “Hi’ i nervously said. She turned her head, and looked around the room. “Did somebody say something?”. I was just about to shout, “It was me!”

But, she looked around the room again, said “It must have been the wind”. She walked out of the room.

And, I thought to myself, “what did i learn in algebra today?”