Odd, I have tried 3 times to get that period after LOL to attach itself, but it has chosen to remain distant from the rest of its sentence.

I always wondered about those signs.. now I know! they really ARE out to entice us!
I love reading those, really,
sometimes the messages are fabulous! In a good way, not your way….:)
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Ha!

This made me smile!

I can just see an indignant preacher seeing the sign in the morning!

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dont listen to those 2 they wouldnt know quality writting if it bite them in their racist behinds.

Hmm now I rather liked this story, very nice personification of something that normally doesn’t get a second glance…I don’t know what posseses people to waste their no doubt invaluable time leaving comments like that, but I can quite imagine that they’re of the pubescent, highschool boy type.

hahaha. that’s really funny. good job.
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I just reread this and think it’s funny that after two ‘absurdly abusive’ comments were removed, some of the remaining comments have lost their context!

cool story.. the church marquee really came to life via your story. You breathed life into something that people wouldn’t notice otherwise

This is really creative, and it got me laughing really hard.

ha ha ha hahaaaa omg i laugh soo hard reading this one…….talk about livinng objects………”down on you knees” could be applied to all sorts of things……hahahaaa