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When Life Gives You Lemons Squirt the Juice in Your Enemies Eyes!

OK im not violent or anything but come on, everyone has that one person whose eyes really need some lemon juice sprayed in them.
I was in 2nd grade when i first met Kara T. She was on my b-ball team and we were each dribblin the balls. She came over to me and told me that her basketball was better than mine. I was upset, because i was little and thought the new ball was awesome. That incident has stuck in my mind for years. Ever since i have heard stuff about her. Calling him a name, pushing her, etc. there is even the occasional whisper of stealng so-and-so’s boyfriend.
Well, this year she is in my french class, so i have to deal with her daily. She has grown into a tall, annoying, red-head. One day i had to work with her and she asked me if i liked screamo music. Well yeah, it isn’t that bad, i mean if they’re gonna scream the whole song then that shows no talent or creativity, and is also pretty scary sounding. Well she called emo and i was pissed. NOW CAN I HAVE THAT LEMON I SEE HER COMING !

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