Haha, thank you! Although now I’ll have to live up to those words of praise.

Aww….thanks! THX is definitely one of the most prominent authors on this site, mostly because of his ability to not let a read story go uncommented – and, of course, his great writing.

I saw the first sentence of this one and just had to read the rest. The things I missed out on by going to public school where I learned the best defense is a good offense. And I now warrant a “the”? Oh, I am beyond flattered. Blushing and feeling all gushy inside over here. Somebody get me a tissue!

This was really nice, and judging from the comments above you made a lot of people smile. Which is awesome!

I did 12 of Catholic so i know how to be REALLY nice. great choices.
LoA

You also learn other important things like lacrosse and how fish and bread like to multiply themselves at the drop of a hat. You only learn later that the Bible isn’t quite historically accurate, but that’s irrevelant.
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Very good way to open any story. I also liked the things you had to say.