Just slow your roll, buddy.
“BecauseMendezwasgoingtostabyou!”
“Hey, Jordan, you’re doing that thing again. Just slow your roll, buddy. Have you been working auctions part-time or something?”
I sighed and tried to uncloud my fatigued brain. “Like I said, Mendez was going to stab you. Or did you miss seeing the giant hunting knife pointed straight at your stomach?”
“Of course I didn’t. I was about to knock it out of his hand when you got in the way, and well, I had to hit you.”
“What do you mean, you had to hit me?!”
Tom shrugged. “You got in the way. I had to defend myself, especially in front of Jodi. I couldn’t look like a tool.”
“So you let me look like a tool.”
“Man, don’t worry. I don’t even think Jodi noticed you. In the same instant you took off your mask, I knocked you out and you fell face down.Then Jodi and I left right after.”
I grimaced, still tasting dirt in my mouth. “But how did you realize Mendez was in on it?”
“Well, I called your cell after I dropped off Jodi and he picked up. He told me everything.”