LOVE the title and the whole back-and-forth with R.A. Let’s see where uselessness takes this!
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What a character! Certainly reminds me of a guy or two I knew in college, so full of themselves, so above it all, so smart, so much figured out…and yet still can’t quite figure out how to fit in and not be a weirdo.

Okay, my turn, give me a minute… :-)
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“Worth her weight in pizza” is college-speak gold.

OK, I just sequeled uselessness’s (too many s’s there, whoa) part, so you’re up. :D