I had to give Lurch a nice, cuddly side. I mean, the guy did give Jordan a book about learning to love yourself.

Really lovelovelovelove Lurch! HA! Don’t believe him for a minute. And the “learned to love yourself” line is hysterical!!!

Nice one. I love how the R.A. stuck around just to goad Jordan, as if he wasn’t miserable enough already. And Jodi is totally a ho. ;-)
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Love the title and Lurch’s lines, especially the last one were awesome. Okay, thinking cap engaged. Expect sequel shortly.

You have sequel!

Sadly, I know that feeling. It’s not pleasant, but well told here.
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