LMAO ! 1. 15th DUI 2. Hook up the cart attachment & take your whole family to the annual church picnic. 3. If you’re a teenager, you can go crusin’ in it to pick up some hotties! 4. _I get around on my Dixie chopper.

So many other brilliantly funny parts, but I _especially loved those ones. Wicked funny.

Bizarre, hilarious and another shining example of your range…to follow up the magic and depth of the sunken city with the tragic urbanity of an alcoholic on a lawn mower deluding himself. Amazing!

Great entry! Is the boy in the background in the photo holding up a beer?

LoA

I can relate…I saw a lawn tractor parked in a slot at the local McDonalds yesterday! Too many DUI ’s?! I have to love the guys optimisim. I really like how I am surprised everytime I read one of your ficlets.