Still trying to translate half was saying Hilarious beginning. And hilarious throughout. Wrinklehouse and its explanation were also righteously funny. Spike gets all flavor flav there too. This was a delight.

Great writing, and I like the idea of writing a series of ficlets like those choose your own adventure books.

I wonder if whoever writes pages 22 and 23 will remember the choices on offer here?

LoA

This looked like so much fun that I had to join in