I started AA today. Being with all those whiny, washed up partiers really made me want a drink. I decided I don’t need help with drinking. I don’t see it as a problem at all anymore. In fact I like being a drinker. I stopped by BevMo and bribed some State college kids into buying me lime flavored gin and a pack of green apple Smirnoffs. All I can say is it’s going to be a great night.