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The truth of yoda

“forget you have, hmmmm” yoda says “that all you have has come from me”

“What are you talking about yoda? You crazy green CRACK -GOBLIN!”

“ah hahaha Vader” “talking about this I am…” Yoda mumbles as he takes another looong hit from the crack-pipe.

Vader looks at yoda with disdain as Yoda exhales a HUGE cloud of noxious smoke.

Turning to Vader with a crooked smile and a gleam in his large green eye, Yoda says…

“Your father, AM I ….....hahahahehehahaha”

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