The truth of yoda
“forget you have, hmmmm” yoda says “that all you have has come from me”
“What are you talking about yoda? You crazy green CRACK -GOBLIN!”
“ah hahaha Vader” “talking about this I am…” Yoda mumbles as he takes another looong hit from the crack-pipe.
Vader looks at yoda with disdain as Yoda exhales a HUGE cloud of noxious smoke.
Turning to Vader with a crooked smile and a gleam in his large green eye, Yoda says…
“Your father, AM I ….....hahahahehehahaha”