All of a sudden Luke bursts through the door.

“You guys didn’t wait for me?!” he screams.

“Naw man” slurs Vadar, “You took too long. Did you score some more?”

“Naw that biatch Obi Won was all up in face.”

“That’s cause he’s a homo!” Giggled Yoda as he blew out yet another $100 smoke cloud.

Just then a group of Jedi came through the door.

And thus began the intervention