My name is Sam Leylie, and I have come up with a brilliant plan to rule the world.
I am 11 years old, a certified genius, and, most suprisingly, I’m a girl.
I know, I know. When you think of a kid genius, you usually think of a little boy with a white lab coat on, concocting a strange, bubbling green potion in a labratory. In actuallity, the only boy genius I know that even owns a labratory lives in Utah.
Now you’re probably wondering what my brilliant world domination plan is. I would tell you, really I would, but I simply can’t. Why, you ask? Because of a washing machine. A washing machine and a pair of blue jeans.
My amazing plan came to me when I was sitting on a swing at my school playground at aproximately 11:43 AM. I was just sitting there when it hit me- BAM ! The most brilliant plan ever made by man kind (well, girl kind)! I immidately knew I had to write it down, but I had no paper. Asking my friend for some, she said she didn’t have any, but she knew that Jimmy B. did. I ran across the