“Dude, this is totally -“

“Wait, did you hear something?”

“Other than the uncanny silence of zombie-werewolf-vampire hunting ninjas? Nope, nothing.”

“There it is again… sounded like someone shouted ‘Yarrrr’.”

“No, but I definitely heard a ‘Yo-ho-ho’. “

“Holy Keira-Knightley-In-A-Corset… we’ve got pirates!”

“Dude, if we survive, this will be the most awesomest night ever!”