I used to like Eve, and then she had to ruin it by drinking Mountain Dew. =P
Have you ever seen “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle?” Well, there’s a group of guys in that movie who are basically H&K’s nemeses. These guys are very, um, extreme. Any time I think of someone “doing the Dew,” I automatically picture those douches. I also think of the Simpsons episode where Homer is offered the choice between The Dew and crab juice. He responds, “ewww, I’ll take the crab juice.” Very wise Homer. Very wise.

I like that last bit about there being code in the lyrics. Intriguing.