Ha! I can really picture this in a brochure with a little picture of some guy with eye liner caked on and a girl with a lollipop in her mouth with a book upside-down.

A bright spot in my day. If I’d only had this guide when I was in the fray myself!

I was just talking about how much this epoch of my life sucked. Effective and amusing voice adopted here.

And now I had to be reminded of my onion smell. Thanks a lot :-)

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Haha, this is good stuff. A good idea for a ficlet series.
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I dont fit those categoreis.

Perhaps you’re even a middle-aged man, despondent about your addiction to ficlets and that nasty onion smell you can’t get rid of.

Not that you’re pointing fingers at anyone. . .
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Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.

Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.

hahahahah.

Middle school…

Can’t say they’re all good memories.

Awesome guide!

i know plenty of dumb blondes that get A’s on their report card. what are these teachers thinking?!?!?!?!!

i forgot to add in my last comment that, considering you’re only in middle school, you’re an AMAZING writer!!! keep up the great work!!

Middle school is dumb and the clique-iest situation ever. High school gets better, or at least in my town. People in middle school who fall under stereotypes try to, so they can get a handle on their changing persona. It gets better, Stovo. It does.