Brilliant. I think you’ll like my entry as well. I think “exquisite” is written with an “i” though.
LoA

So that’s what happens when you ingest too much caffeine!

Funny entry, a bit light on detail but rich in humor.

wow thats a lot of coffee,he wont ever sleep again. action packed full of detail.

Reminds me of Three Hundred Big Boys, a Futurama episode in which Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee and the whole world slows down in the same way. Reminding me of Futurama is always a good thing.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/frys-100th-cup-of-coffee/449481187

Feels like an action-y slow motion movie at the beginning, like The Matrix, and then gets funny. I like the idea.

Great job. Love the fact that it was the tax return spent on the coffee. :D

there is a lot going on in this story.. Useless should be pleased.

Haha… they did that thing in futurama. Fry goes matrix.