Ever get tired? Ever hate running in your P.E. class? Want to get a great workout but hate the sore feeling? Well no more! Now that we’ve invented a great new product called Nickytrate.

Nickytrate are specially designed to do all the work for you while massaging your muscles. The result is getting the same workout with half the effort! Just ask Chuck Norris!

“Ever wonder how I can do so great with my round-house kicks? Well I ran ten hours a day for two years… while wearing my Nickytrate! The result are leg muscles that make you faster, stronger, and better looking.”

With Nickytrate you’ll be the admiration of woman and the envy of men. So remember go Nickytrate!