“Jack! Jack!” yelled Lola. “We finally found a mole!”

“About time.” Jack relied. “And who might it be?”

“An unnecessary background charecter, Bob!”

Lee Adoma walked up to Jack. “Damn! I had my money on Roslin being the last of the Final Five. Well, time to update my blog.”

”...right. Anyways, I’m supposed to…” (camera zooms in on face)... torture him?” said Jack.

“No,” replied Lola. “Thats for the CIA .”

“Oh… well, I’ll use empty threats.”

“O.K. He’s on the top floor.”

Jack walked up the stairs through the odd, boring hallways towards the torture chamber (or more politically correctly called the emptly threat chamber, but still).

Bob looked up from his chair. “I know you can’t hurt me. Only the CIA can do that!”

“Yes, but I know something horrible that doesn’t technically count as torture. I call it… (camera once again zooms in)... an unnaturally slow internet connection.” countered Jack laughing as he said it.

“NOOOOOO!!!” screamed Bob. “I’ll talk!”

“Good.”