“Monique, I really think we need to tell him.â€? I looked in her deep brown eyes and felt a warmth swell in my body. “We both know he has a crush on you.â€?

She was hesitant. “You’re probably right, but let’s do it together. Tonight. After your shift.â€? She took my hand and smiled. Then dropped both immediately.

“Hey Monique.â€? It was Jose. “Hey Bobby. You bout ready? The bus is all gassed up and good to go.â€?

“Yeah.â€?

“Bye Monique,â€? Jose waved. “Hey, can we run by the King, I’m totally craving a Whopper.â€?

We walked out to the garage and got in the bus. “Hey Jose,â€? I started the ambulance and pulled out of the garage. “A couple are lying in bed one night. The husband starts caressing his wife’s arm and grabs her ass. She turns and says not tonight honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow. Rejected he rolls over. A few minutes pass and he starts rubbing her arm again. He whispers in her ear, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?â€?

Jose bellowed laughter. “Man that’s just wrong. So wrong.â€?