“I sank bigger ships than you,â€? bragged Poseidon.

“It’s not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean, and everybody knows I make bigger waves than you,â€? Neptune spat out.

“Ha, when Jonah was swallowed by the whale, that was my doing, â€? Poseidon replied.

“Well, Titanic was all me baby, all my doing,â€? Neptune said.

“Jaws all me,â€? said Neptune.

“Um Jaws was Spielberg not you, hello, it was a movie!,â€? shouted Poseidon.

“Well, I consulted on it. Read the credits why don’t you. Just after best boy and gaffer,â€? said Neptune.

“You couldn’t flush a toilet without help,â€? an annoyed Poseidon said.
“I’ll flush you in a minute, you son of a sea hag,â€? yelled Neptune.

They began hurling large tidal waves and tsunamis at each other, fish and corral reefs going back and forth like darts in a tournament of sea urchins.
Poseidon swallowed too much water and began to drown.
Neptune performed CPR and saved his life.
They resumed their argument as to whom was the better god of the sea.