With thanks to MaskByTheMoon for the opening sentence.

Thank you for thanking me. And yes. It’s true. But I got a permit to burn down a building(for demoliton purposes, DON ’T CALL ME A CRIMINAL ) with some clever wording.

but wait .. wouldnt she want a qoi pond? that way the monkies would drown.. muahahaha.

This sounds like a conversation I would have with my “neighbors.” ;) It’s funny how community politics work. Makes for great Ficlets. ;D