“STUDENTS!â€? The teacher declared dramatically, drawing the eyes and ears of those who had not been paying full attention. His voice was like a bear choking on a full sized chicken, but higher pitched. A true guttural noise, all throat and phlegm.

“Welcome to Junior Year Introduction to Science, mandatory course, I imagine you are all in the right place?â€? He paused for a little longer than necessary, a few people fidgeted in their seats but no one made for the door.

“GOOD!â€? He yelped and spun about, he pulled a stylus from a pocket and deftly wrote his name on the display board in ridiculously large print.

D O C T O R W A R W H I T Z

“I am Dr. Warwhitz, formerly Professor Warwhitz, you can call me Dr. W, or Doc War, it you prefer. I don’t care.â€? Alex giggled and mouthed ‘Doc War’ to no one in particular. The teacher gave him a strange little look before turning back to the board and writing the days date and the name of the class in the top right corner of the paper thin display.

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