“At the sight of our respective dates making out in the backseat of my station wagon, this Amanda girl, who I just met, wraps her arms around the back of my neck and pulls me into one of the most random kisses I have ever had. Completely and utterly unexpected, and it wasn’t all that terrible.

By the time she let go John and Michelle were staring out at the two of us from inside the car, and John had this look on his face. I mean, I can’t even describe it, it was not anger. I know that’s what you’re thinking it could have been, but it was seriously not anger. You have to understand that he wasn’t upset at all.

He didn’t say anything though, he just shrugged at us from inside the car and went back to kissing Michelle. Amanda on the other hand was a completely different case. This girl, who’d been ignoring John and hitting on me all night right in front of him, she gets this disgusted look on her face and she grabs my nachos and opens the car door and blamo! Nachos and cheese all over John and Michelle.”