Where you write “I know what your thinking” in your second-to-last pgh, it should read “you’re” instead. (Sorry if my editing is getting on your nerves!!)
Oh, and poor John and Michelle. Having nachos and cheese thrown all over you sounds messy.

Editing never gets on my nerves, I am honestly really grateful for it.

See, red heads are crazy. Every last one of them. Not to be trusted I tells ya.