I apologize to those faithful servants whose job it is, for any religion whatsoever to go door-to-door and reach out to folks. I know it is a tiring job. I don’t mean any harm here. I hope you can enjoy this as a little anecdote from the other side. :)
That was a surprising ending! I was expecting something much more horrible. I love the down-home in the country diction in this. And yes, even in my hometown we get those knocks on the door, too, and yes, we also hide (though not necessarily under the bed). I have some dear friends who are Jehova’s witnesses, and I don’t think they would mind this. :)
The best antidote against Jehovah’s Witnesses is to invite them in and discuss religion. Very funny, I did not expect the ending and I had to hold myself back from skipping to it.
This was great. Very funny. Those poor Jehovah’s witnesses will forever be the butt of jokes. Although, I don’t think you need to apologize. Unsolicited proselytizing is insensitive to other faiths (and those who lack faith), ignorantly arrogant, and rude. Anyway, thank you very much for entering. I thoroughly enjoyed this, and am glad that you were able to make it “silly.”
That was an incredibly funny twist. Funnier to me because my family did the exact same thing two or three times when I was a kid when being visited by door-to-door proselytizers.
I once opened the door hung-over, bleary eyed and shirtless to a little family of Jehova’s witnesses. That was a trip, they flung a pamphlet at me and got out of there :-D
T the prize for the most inane yet hilarious goes to Trifalmadorian_Mighty-Joe Young.
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