This could almost double as an entry to your unexpected twist challenge!
I like the numerous word and place references that let the reader know this is taking place in England.

xD.

That’s all I have to say about that.

@Ana, I do love a good twist. I don’t have the lingo down like Russell Ruffino, but I tried to make it authentic.

What a cheeky fellow!

Great story, amazing ending. You took it somewhere hilarious and that’s always awesome. High five!

Holy cow, I think something is broken with the Ficlets rating system:
This story has been read 12 times, and has been rated 13 times.
Thanks for all the kind words all. And whoever voted twice, I owe you a cookie. I hope you like oatmeal raisin.

Very funny..I was thinking jack the ripper horror and ya sprung the comedy.. haha.
very british story. bobs your uncle nudge nudge wink wink..

lol. definitely one of the best written out of the ones entered, and definitely the funniest. love it! thanks for entering!

That was masterful, John Perkins. I didn’t see the twist coming at all and laughed out loud thinking about Jack the Stripper exposing his frank and beans.

Seriously, I thought she was just going to kill him. Most hilarious entry I’ve read so far. He was still a bit disturbed, but at least there was no blood spilled.

wipes tears from her eyes oh my goodness that was hilarious. Wonderful job!

Laughed out loud at the “frank and beans” haven’t heard that expression in ages.

Wonderfully hilarious! Definitely twisted history. ;D

haha, wow. Didn’t see that coming at all! Nice job.
LoA

@THX, I originally had him doing it as the punishment for losing a bet, but ran out of space. In that case he would not have been as disturbed.