“So that’s it!”
“Feel anything?”
“S’what susie said when you took her virginity”?
“Shut up I am serious.”
“No”
“Not at all.”
“Nothing.”
“Wait i am the Evil Plankton”
“We’re idiots, you cant get possessed from a book. i gotta put Gummi to bed b’for my sister gets here.”
So as everyone was leaving Jinx handed me a medallion.
“Here keep this it counters the spell.”
“Get out” and i threw the medallion and put my nephew to bed.
Later that night.
“WWAYYHW”
“Hey little Gummi go back to sleep”
“Trash you’re comin wit me.”said the baby.
With that my infant nephew seized my throat and tried to stab me in the eye, with a rectal thermometer. I tried to scramble but the Yoda like yougin was delivering more blows than Jenna Jameson. I lost my footing and crashed into my sister’s china cabinent.He grabbed a huge piece of broken glass.
“ NOW DIE “He ordered
As he swung, my hand found the medallion and thrust it.
My sister came in at the exact moment he returned to a baby; then the real horror began.