Very silly, though I think you meant it that way. Rather than really critique anything more than that, I’ll just leave it as a very silly entry to the challenge.

Niiiiice

Zany and fun. What a great twist – exactly what we should expect and yet it’s still a great (though certainly not great for your protagonist) surprise.

I’m going to agree with THX . Incredibly silly. And the poor sap paid $15 to get killed. That kind of sucks. I guess owning all of the Lion King sequels doesn’t really say much for his fiscal responsibility though.
Thank you for entering.

holdini please stop smoking crack it will stunt your growth and makes you loose things and wake up not knowing where your false teeth are and give you burnt carpet breath and give you runon sentences

Ha!! Fun!
i can’t imagine ever WANTING to be mauled by a Tiger.. but hey, different strokes, i guess!
It was a fun read.

Fo shizzle, he has some interesting desires that ultimately came back to bite him, well, to death, I guess.